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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Crows Zero 3 : Back To School

from takashi miike's blog :-

hey guys..ahh,wut a relieve today..I just spoke to the producer about my new script regarding Crows Zero 3...and he said yes!!!!!I'm so happy to be back with the crews..The filming will start next week!!!!!

for all of you that are wondering what the plot will be...don't worry,we still have the badass Takiya and Serizawa and the other crows..(Oguri-san called me the other day and said that how thankful he is that he can be the one playing Takiya since he is known by that name in the streets right now..He said that the name made him a famous brat in Shinjuku as well(noted to gaijin(foreigners) who read this blog that you must be nice when you are at Shinjuku because the yakuza guide the place)..When I told him bout this sequel..he screamed like a girl!!!(gomenasai,Ogu-san).The vendetta of Suzuran High and Housen Academy will be taken to the next level in this movie..Remember,nobody touches Bitou Tatsuya yet!!!!

so,basically,the movie is like this..I'm giving out this teaser for you guys to keep your adrenaline pumping..we need some hype in promoting movies,right?Actually,I'm telling the whole story!!!this post will be deleted tonight which is 5 hours from now.So,people who read this must be one lucky brat!!!!

Genji Takiya,who now works for his father in the Ryuseikai family gets a message that a Suzuran High Reunion will be held with the 11 Deadly Crows of Suzuran as special guests..It turns out that Serizawa and Genji's father also got the message..It is then made clear that the 11 Deadly Crows are 11 people who almost lorded Suzuran before the day of their graduation(including Genji,Genji's father,Kawanishi and Serizawa)..I call it almost because a crow is defeated by the next crow in the line...High school grudges are brought to the reunion as yakuza families vendetta when all the earlier generation seniors still hold the vengeance towards acts that prevented them from conquering Suzuran(some became friends at Suzuran but turned enemy when joined yakuza..example being Yasuda and Souseki and some still hold grudges from high school examples being Hideo and Naraki,Kamitani and Takada,Kawanishi and Shibuya and also Hideo and Kawanishi also Kawanishi and Naraki after the event of 2nd film.).you should wait at the scene where all the Crows take a brief walk at Suzuran,walking down memory lane especially at the rooftop..You will all know that all the ugly handwriting graffiti at the rooftop aren't just meaningless words..Suzuran history are told by each Crow who wrote their legacy on the wall..Maki would be asked by his boss to hit Genji after Genji interfered in the bad blood between Kamitani and Takada.there will be a little father and son talk too between those two Crows.)...It also turns out that Genji's GPS army and Tokaji from Serizawa army worked for the Crows who turned yakuza,(All of u must not be fooled with Izaki's good boy face when u see the badass looking humungous dragon tattoo on his right hand as he is now one of the top bodyguards of the 5th Generation Crow - Mizuno Naraki(the same man from CZ2 and CZ1 which turned out to be Hideo Takiya's main reason of his failure of conquering Suzuran after Naraki who used to be his best friend betrayed him and left Hideo's friend,Kotou to die in the Suzuran War of their era)..With that revelation,I'm sure you can predict that there will be something going on with Genji and Izaki in this movie(including Naraki's order for Izaki to wipe Genji's a** off!!! and something Genji called "you betrayed us like your boss did to my father")..Tokio made an embarassing yet ambitious revelation that he is out of the fist-fighting as he is studying medical in order to cure his head for life.This movie is more serious as they are not schoolkids anymore..Makise(you will either say ridiculous or cool bout his mohawk in this movie..Just when u thought Maki can't grow any hair) becomes the bodyguard and manager of the 7th Generation Crow - Gaki Kamitani's prostitution house...Who said Maki can't handle girls..Mikami Brothers have became modern days outlaws as robbers.Serizawa is still not associated with any yakuza although he made a revelation that most of the Crows had invited him to join their family but he made it clear that he is not meant to work under people..

Then,the reason for the reunion was disclosed when Washio Gota asked all 11 Crows to go into the meeting room.Everybody bows when the 1st Gen. Crow - the now head of a big yakuza family Makoto Goki steps into the meeting room except for of course,those two...Genji(who then received a punch from his father) and Serizawa.They were later apologized by Goki-san(Goki,"new generations forget the culture easily").It was then revealed that the meeting was called by the Ebizuka Junior Trio(who are now the 2nd year) who found out bout the crows from the school's enrollment file..The leader of the trio,Kirishima introduced the 11 Crows to each other as the earlier generations (the original 5 Crows) are not aware with the other late generation Crows...

1st Gen - Makoto Goki
2nd Gen - Haruma Yasuda
3rd Gen - Hanawa Souseki
4th Gen - Hideo Takiya
5th Gen - Mizuno Naraki
6th Gen - Shin Takada
7th Gen - Gaki Kamitani
8th Gen - Jiinto Shibuya
9th Gen - Kawanishi Noburu
10th Gen - Tamao Serizawa
11th Gen - Genji Takiya

Kirishima then began his talk with plasters,patches,and bruises all over him saying that those came from the newly-reformed Housen Academy..Instead of just Bitou Tatsuya,Housen now consisted of the 7 Bitous which 3 of them are Tatsuya's cousin(Bitou Hondou,Bitou Takahara,the sons of notorious Bitou Honma which have a grudge with Suzuran at the era of Makoto Goki,Tatsuya's uncle..Shun Komatsuda,Ako Masuo,Kazama Hanata..the 7 Bitous are led by the young master,Bitou Kaiba.The Crows then tell the Ebizuka Juniors about the thing they called Suzuran-Housen Annual War which will happen each year with the then-Crow will become the leader.Suzuran never lost any war to Housen.Everything started when Bitou Honma enrolled to Suzuran as a freshman and became Goki's man.Considering that he won't get Suzuran there,he joined Housen and gather the army there.That's the 1st Suzuran-Housen War.)...It is also stated that Honma has blackmailed the school authority to let some of his young guns from his yakuza family(whom are actually slightly older for high school..everybody who has hair from the yakuza will be turned bald!!!!) to enroll into Housen in order to destroy Suzuran..With the absence of GPS and Serizawa Faction,Suzuran became the weakest ever in their history.The 7 Bitous and the yakuza disguised in Housen uniform had attacked Suzuran at least thrice that month(the first attack being on the now-senior,The Front Of Armaments)..Kirishima couldn't do anything except asking the favour of army from the seniors or Suzuran would be turned into the student's slaughter house.Only Genji,Serizawa(at one part expressing how he is deeply in love with Suzuran High.At first,it was all because of the king-of-the-school thing.But then,Serizawa really will do anything to protect the school.He has waited for this reunion by stating that it's quite lonely without the people),Mikami Brothers,and Kawanishi(making things right for the mess he had done) agreed to be back at Suzuran but not other seniors since they said that they have their yakuza business to take care of instead of wasting their time in some high school brawling..Some early generations also suggested that in Suzuran,eveybody will have their war and it is not good for other people to interfere the war,the seniors' war are over..the young apprentice must now responsible for everything that happens in Suzuran.

Because of they are associated with the seniors now,Genji and Serizawa's friends turned their back on their former high school leaders and followed the decision of not-sending-any-men made by their bosses now although they really wanted to participate..(Makise,"I don't like fighting with guns.I love using fists,so that I can feel the jaw that I've wrecked)..here,you will see a heroic but stupid or the most stupid act ever made by Washio when he killed the respected 1st Gen Crow - Makoto Goki and blamed it on Bitou Honma..Instead of going an all out gang war,Washio suggested that the schools' vendetta should be settled by a high school brawl like the old days as yakuza gang wars will attract cops..Because of that,each Crow pay full respect to the only Crow who is respected and considered untouchable by the other Crows and forget their old problems by sending their army to enroll at Suzuran including Maki,Izaki,and Tokaji(the scene where each GPS member comes with their yakuza friends are so cool!!!In order to show their devotion to Suzuran,everybody reads the Suzuran oath..which Genji isn't aware of..then,they looked up at sea a flock of crows flying together in pattern.They were all hyped up!!!) and also a new guy named Yusuke,Makoto Goki's youngest son and the only son alive as his brothers die in wars and Honma prevented him from joining the yakuza because he is afraid to lose all his sons.Yusuke is actually a tough fighter who joined Suzuran only to find his father's killer...with the Crows' yakuza members dressed in the Suzuran uniform(the yakuza wear uniform with different badges to differentiate their gang..you should see Izaki's sleeveless uniform that exposed Izaki's large dragon tattoo.The senior Crows also give up a certain target for the GPS and Serizawa Faction to eliminate to finish the bad blood between the senior and one of the 7 Bitous.(Maki vs Masuo,Izaki vs Komatsuda,Tokaji vs Hanata)We will also see Kirishima's first major fight as he takes on Bitou Tatsuya..(The battle of the freshmen.)Yusuke will face the youngest son Bitou Hondou who is his age,Serizawa will take the second in command Bitou Takahara while Genji meets his greatest challenge yet in Bitou Kaiba..this is where the gangsters...go back to school!!!!! (Hanawa,"like the old days,pal" the Crows will be at the venue of the final battle but they just stand by their limo..like they say,their days are over..)

P/S : I'm really sorry for what will happen to Washio at the end of this movie..I know it's not noble for me to make you guys laugh at him at the first movie,hate him at 2nd movie,but love him at the 3rd movie which will lead to you guys cry over him.Sorry too for what will happen for Kawanishi..at least he got his redemption..Gomen ne!!!!!!

updated : The producer doesn't like what I am going to do with Washio at the end of the film..So,before the world shares their opinion with the producer,we are doing changes to Washio's fate..that leads us to a grateful feeling that Tokio chooses to continue study... :)

I really hope nobody reads this..if there is a person who reads this,I hope he loves the thrill and not reading it till the end..and if there is someone who reads it till the end,I hope he doesn't tell anybody..Let's hope for the best in the shooting next week..Ganbatte!!!!!!!

Gile aaa!!!!aku td search crows zero 3 smpai page 26..pstu aku trnampak blog ni kat link nombo 2 yg google bg..dpt lak blog ms ni..ni aa link die - http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=470601
klu ade..ade aa...klu die da delete...rugi aa korg!!!hahaha...untung gile aku!!!!xsbr dowh nk tggu!!!!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Crows 0.1 : The Rise Of Tamao Serizawa

ni adelah cite Crows Zero versi khurafat nye...aku citekan scare kasar..cite ni mngupas mcmmane Tokio mmula dtg kat Suzuran n brkawan ngan Serizawa mase 2nd grade dan di mane kdudukan Genji mase ni.Tokio yg tlah ditukarkan ke Suzuran sdaya upaya cube mnaikkan name Genji yg pd mase itu tade pown kat ctu...Drpd cni jugaklah Serizawa Army trcipta,dan dr cni gaklah Serizawa mula mncipta nama sndiri...shingga hari di mana Genji Takiya dtg....

“(Genji fought his best at the first battle with the oppositing army but when he was not aware,one opponent tried to kill him using his knife.Tokio realized that kill the man.That act transferred him to Suzuran.)Takiya!!!!!!!!”

“I fought my way up to become the leader of Kiruma High,and he is the one who ended up in Suzuran?” – Genji Takiya

"Why can't I be at Suzuran?" "You are a real leader in Kiruma High but Kiruma High is far from being the most vicious school in Japan.Kiruma High is one top school at Hokkaido.But make it clear Genji,nobody cares what happen in Hokkaido.In order to enroll in Suzuran,you have to do something real great that will catch the attention of the entire nation"

"I heard your friend,Tokio got transferred to Suzuran.Is that right?" "Yes." "Ahaha..seems like he will make it bigger than you,son." "Shut up!"

“Take care there,brother.” “Don’t worry,Genji.I’ll raise your name at Suzuran.When I reach there,I will gather our new army and prepare for the day you will come and take over Suzuran.You have my words.When you come,everything will be so simple.Believe me.” “Very well,then.Hold on to your words.You know what I do to guys who lie to me,right?” “Got it,Genji.”

Serizawa is a new student at Suzuran,he is a 2nd grader and he doesn’t even want to fight.He killed some Yakuza big-timer which earns him the place in Suzuran.He tries to settle down from fighting at Suzuran.The atmosphere of Suzuran makes him cautious.Until the day Tokio came and beat the 3rd grades,Serizawa joins Tokio and believes the most about the story of Genji Takiya.

“I am Tokio Tatsukawa!I am the army of Genji Takiya!Genji Takiya will soon come to Suzuran High to take over this place!I am recruiting people in order to take part in Genji’s Suzuran High domination!For those who are interested,fell free to meet me.For others,just wait!”

“Hey,is it true about that Genji guy you were bragging about taking over the school?” “Yes,it is true.” “So,he shall give me protection if I join?” “Exactly,but can you fight?” “Yes,I can.Eventhough I’m not interested in taking over the school,I figure out that I should be under someone in order to survive in this place” “Very well then,welcome to Genji’s Army.”

“(Serizawa and Tokio expands the team by only the two of them.Serizawa and Tokio fights other students and recruit them)”

“Who is this Takiya guy?” “He is the master of Kiruma High.He conquered the school and the seniors.He is the true face of a gangster.He will come here someday.We got to make preparations until that day come.” “Thank God,at last I will survive being in this school being with the person who will takeover this school.”

“Tamao Serizawa...” “Who’s that?” “I’m Sho Kawanishi...and you Serizawa,you are really something” “Doing everything I can to survive...until my boss comes.” “Serizawa,in Suzuran,there are two things you should do.First,you must survive this place and when you have survive this place,you gotta earn the place.Join my army,Serizawa.This is my final year,help me get Suzuran,and I’ll give my junior army to you next year,when your time comes to take over Suzuran.” “I am employed.” “By whom?As far as I can tell,you don’t even know who is your boss,right?” “I only know that eventhough how tough I can be,Genji Takiya will always succeed me,he will defeat everyone,take over Suzuran and give us a better life.” “Why don’t you conquer Suzuran High,Serizawa?” “I’m not interested.” “Huh,you have the muscles but you don’t have the passion.If you join my army,I’ll show you the real life of being a Suzuran.Help me defeat Mishima Togakai and his army,and we will rule Suzuran together.(walk away then look back)Just to keep you enthuastic,you are one of only few 2nd year that I invite,among every student who dreams of joining me”

“Tokio,Murasaki of the 3rd year is beating our boys.He is taunting Genji!You gotta call him!Genji must make things right,now!” “He will come,but you gotta give him some time.” “What time!How much longer will we wait!Is he waiting for a dramatic entrance?Maybe when everybody died and he ended up here alone,maybe that will be such a dramatic one.”

(at some point,when Serizawa beats other students to recruit them into Genji's army,everybody keeps giving credits to Genji and not Serizawa) "This Genji guy is really something" Genji Takiya,we will wait for you,master." (This envies Serizawa so much as he is the one who is doing all the things for Genji in Suzuran)

“We fight,we shattered blood,we take punches,we knock people down,for whom?For whom,Tokio?I’m risking my life for someone I don’t even know.Someone whom I’m not even aware of his existence.Tell me,Tokio,is there even a man named Genji Takiya?” “Believe me,Tamao,he is somewhere and he is powerful.He’ll take control of Suzuran High and all of us who work under him will gain benefit.” “It looks like he is the one gaining benefit over us.(walk away)”

(Serizawa sits alone at the rooftop,he remembers Tokio's story about Genji and he remembers how everyone he beat in Suzuran are looking up for Genji and not him)“Who are you,Genji Takiya?” (Tamao Serizawa)

“(after beating the enemy who beat Serizawa’s kid,Serizawa went on a rampage and defeated 10 men alone.)Tt...Takiya must be so lucky to have you on his side....I...I would love to see him in action,and witness him taking over Suzuran with this kind of army..” “Takiya does not exist....(walk then stop)And he doesn’t own me anymore.”

“This is the birth of the Serizawa Army!!!!!!!!”

“(Serizawa joined Kawanishi after he the “Takiya does not exist”.Serizawa and his 2nd grade joined Kawanishi.Tokio did not join yet while Tokaji and comrades are from Kawanishi side)Serizawa!!Welcome,brother.” “(hold Kawanishi’s collar)Tell me right through my eyes that I will get your army when you graduate next year!” “Yeah!That’s the spirit.Serizawa,you do look like a Suzuran now.I promise you,I will inherit Suzuran to you when you are a senior.” “I don’t need that,I’ll win it.Just give me the army next year.” “Fair then.”

“Join me,Tokio.Let us forget all this fictional character and start living in the reality.Because the reality has no time for any heroic story,the reality in Suzuran needs the proof,and we shall combine our fist to prove it.” “Genji will come!We gotta trust him!” “Genji will not come.You wanna know why?He doesn’t exist.” “He will come and take it all!If we choose to retreat from his team now,we will be making a wrong decision!We will end up facing Genji!” “Let it be,then.I’m longing to see how powerful is this brat.”

“Tokaji.” “Yes,Serizawa?” “Suzuran has never been conquered,right?” “Yeah.” “Why is that?” “Because just when you thought that you have defeated them all,there will always be another person left.” “So,Kawanishi is trying to make into the record book?” “Yup,he is.” “Is it a good thing if he becomes the first?” “Yeah.Very good thing.He will rise fast in the underworld,maybe will be promoted into one of the highest rank in the Yakuza.And the most important,he will be known as the only one who put the entire Suzuran under his hand.(Tokaji moves away)

“(Serizawa fights all out in the battle with Togakai army.Serizawa fights more than Kawanishi who just orders Serizawa to fight.Then,Serizawa was half dead and the only person standing is Serizawa and Togakai.)Serizawa!!!Beat him!!!” “(Serizawa returns back to Kawanishi)I’ve set things up.Show us that you can lead us.” “(Togakai)Kid!!!!!You are good” (Serizawa raises hand) “Because of Kawanishi is more fit than Togakai since Togakai also involved in the final battle,Kawanishi won but half dead as well)

“(when Kawanishi has defeated Togakai,Kawanishi is half dead,so do his third year comrades.)Kawanishi!!!!” “(all the 2nd year students stand by Serizawa)Like we have always been told,nobody ever conquered Suzuran as there is always another man to fight.This time,let the 2nd year makes even bigger history.And Kawanishi,there’s no such thing as a fair fight.Go!!!!!!” (Kawanishi half dead)

(The film has two final battles.The 1st one is at Suzuran,a battle which will determine who control Suzuran while the 2nd one is at Kiruma High,a battle that will lead to Genji's goriest victory which results in his enrollment in Suzuran High.)

(After the 2nd year beat Kawanishi,the next day,all 2nd year came to the top roof with patches and stitches,Serizawa climbed the stairs with a broken hand and sprayed his name under the graffiti, “King Of Suzuran”.The film ends.After the credit,Takiya is seen erasing Serizawa’s name just like the first film.)

nape aku wat cite ni???ini adelah slh satu proses mogok aku dkat Farid yg msih xmmberikan aku cite Crows Zero 2..sangap bodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kaw da aa xbg aku tgk CZ2,pstu kaw kate cite aku xlogik sbb cite aku xbrkaitan dgn CZ2...mcmmane aku nk kait klu aku blom tgk!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaa!!!!!!!!cite ni aku wat main2 je,bkn nk bingungkan pale otak korg ataw nk mlawan otak director die Takashi Miike,lom trcapai lgi akal aku ntuk lawan style pngarah die..haha..

Monday, December 14, 2009

Buku Teks Sejarah Spartans : Empayar Morning Musume

Morning Musume tlah brtapak di jpun smenjak taon 1998...akn ttapi..prtapakannye di klangan the spartans wujud smenjak ayunie mmperkenalkannye kpd azhar..

Timeline..

Era Girls Generation Mnyumbang Kpd Pngenalan Morning Musume
sbelum Morning Musume,aza tlah diperkenalkan dgn group all-girls dr korean yg brnama Girls Generation..dgn brbekalkan lgu Gee Gee Baby saje sudah ckop ntuk mnimbulkan prasaan obsesi trhadap mreka..kmudian,aza tlah diperknalkan dgn Morning Musume yg juge brbekalkan lgu yg agk bangang mmbuatkan aza skeras2nye mnolak pngaruh Morning Musume...

Vid Morning Musume English Lesson Part 2 Mngubah Pmikiran
ayunie tros mnerus mnyogok aza ntuk mnyukai Morning Musume yg mane di kala itu,aza sdang angau dgn GG..akhirnye,muncul satu vid yg mrubah sgala2nya..Morning Musume English Lesson Part 2 brmula dgn ckup lancar apabila aza tlah trtarik dgn Reina Tanaka yg mngarot2 dlm bhasa inggeris..aza yg mkin truja mngambil kputusan ntuk mnonton the whole 8 minutes apabila vid itu tlah mmberi good 1st impression...slepas Reina,Miki Fujimoto tlah mngambil alih sbg the next attraction...

Obsesi Berlebihan Menyumbang Kpd Pmbentukan Empayar Morning Musume
aza yg mkin angau tros mnerus mncari informasi mngenai all-girls group dr Jepun ini...apabila mmpelajari sgala2nya psl mreka...masa tlah tiba ntuk mmperluaskan empayar..


Cara Perluasan Kuasa

YM

aza tlah mngambil iktibar drpd strategi dakwah Rasulullah yg brdakwah scara kecil2an trlebeyh dhulu..lalu,aza mggunakan konsep hati-ke-hati ntuk mmpengaruhi org2 trdekat dhulu...mlalui ym,gerakan prluasan kuasa brmula..pngikut prtama adelah Farid yg tlah mg-ym aza dan stuju ntuk mnandatangani prjanjian Tukar2 Vid yg tlah mmperkenalkan Farid dgn Tanaka Reina...Pngikut kdua adelah Hazwan ttapi prkara tidak mnjadi sperti yg diharapkan apabila Wan ske akn MM,tp xtrtarik sgt dgn Eri Kamei..gerakan prluasan kuasa diteruskan mlalui mletakkan gmba Miki di gmba kat YM dan gmba MM di photosharing...
- gerakan YM tlah mnyumbang kpd prluasan kuasa scare kecil2an di kalangan kwn2 apabila rika ishikawa,tanaka reina,mari yaguchi,sayumi michishige,dan hitomi yoshizawa masing2 tlah di-cop oleyh bberape pihak...


YOUTUBE
youtube mrupakan faktor utama dlm pmbentukan empayar MM apabila youtube tlah mm-provide jutaan vid yg mnarik yg brkaitan dgn MM.Vid Morning Musume English Lesson Part 2 tlah mnjadi strategi pngenalan ntuk empayar ini mmperluaskan pngaruhnye apabila vid ini tlah mndapat reaksi yg baik drpd org rmai...vid2 yg mnampilkan miki brmain bola,sayumi michishige trjatuh,vid boom2 pow mari yaguchi,enggrish rika ishikawa,dan ayaka's surprise english lesson tlah mmbawa kpd knaikan empayar ini..

TAG PHOTO MORNING MUSUME
apabila tamat usaha scara kcil-kcilan,aza mngambil kputusan ntuk melangkah ke pringkat sterusnye dgn mletakkan gmba MM di ms dan mg-tag org2 yg ade...hasilnye amat mmberangsangkan...ttapi,hzwan msih tdak brpuas ati dgn Eri Kamei..mmg ayam mamat itu...


STATUS MYSPACE
ini juge adelah satu strategi prluasan kuasa krana wlau ape pown status aza,moodnye akn same...ttap akn brtulis mikitty...ini akn mnimbulkan tnda tny org rmai skaligus aza mggunakan pluang ntuk brcerita sgala2nye...

PRDEBATAN
slh satu strategi prluasan kuasa adelah dgn mngadakan debat scara tidak sngaja dgn pminat2 pihak laen...aza yg smemangnye trkenal dgn sifat "sntiasa rase diri die btol" n "ape yg aku rase btol,org laen kne rase btol gak" tlah mnggunakan ability itu ntuk mngajak org rmai ntuk mndekati Morning Musume..sbg cth,mngutuk product2 disney dan mnaikkan name Morning Musume..ini scara tidak lgsg akn mnimbulkan tnda tny org rmai trhdap siapakah Morning Musume yg sbenar..kbnykn prdebatan adelah brkaitan prbahasan antara MM dgn produk2 disney..antara debat2 parlimen pnting yg tlah mnyumbang kpd prluasan kuasa MM adelah :-

Aza (Miki Fujimoto) VS Syafiq Bazli (Miley Cyrus)
antara attack Aza - mmanggil Miley dgn nama Silly Miley sperti lgu bunkface

Aza (Miki Fujimoto) VS Faris (Selena Gomez)
antara attack Aza - mnunjukkan gmba Miki pling exclusive di kolam renang...hny org2 trplih je boley tgk..

Aza (Morning Musume) VS Ayunie (Super Junior)
antara attack Aza - tlah mg-tag ayunie di gmbar MM..ttapi,ayunie tlah counter attack dgn mg-tag aza di muke anggota Super Junior pling cap ayam...

Aza (Miki Fujimoto) VS Hanis Iryani (Lee Min Ho)
antara attack Aza - aku lupe ape attack aku..haha..

Aza (Sayumi Michishige) VS Muhaimin (Selena Gomez)
antara attack Aza - tlah mmbandingkan gmba selena ngan sayumi yg trnyata bgai lngit ngan bumi..antara debat trpnting krana muhaimin akhirnya akur MM lgi lawa..(sbenarnye die xmngaku..tp die gak xmnafikan)..die mg-cover diri dgn mngatakan "ciptaan ALLAH sume lawa"...



BLOG
blog juga adelah slah satu usaha bsar2an yg dilakukan aza apabila strategi prluasan kuasa mngambil tmpat di lagu2 blog dan jugak post2 di blog yg dtulis aza kbnyakannye brkisar mngenai MM..post 3 seconds brainwashing seolah2 tlah mg-hipnotis org rmai ntuk tros mndekati Morning Musume...lgu2 MM sperti Ai Araba It's All Right dan Aruiteru tlah mnduduki carta tratas crta bilboard the spartans ntuk bberape mggu...

GMBA MYSPACE
ini adelah tndakan yg digelar "kamikaze" atawpown gerakan brani mati aza dgn mg-upload gmba Miki Fujimoto dan diletakkan di ms..dlm slh satu interview,aza brkate,"dlm dunia ni..sy ade 3 je mnde yg saye wat yg sy pling mnyesal..n gerakan ini bkanlah slah satunye"..haha..

Cara Perluasan Kuasa Di Kalangan Rakan-Rakan

Farid
Farid tlah diperkenalkan dgn Morning Musume mlalui unit tntera sogokan brnama Reina Tanaka yg brhias cntik dgn rmbut tocang dua mlalui vid Morning Musume English Lesson Part 2..Strategi mmperluaskan empayar di kalangan Farid mmerlukan pngaruh org dlm iaitu abgnye,bkas pminat Morning Musume..Farid yg mrupakan antara tokoh trawal dlm prsekutuan ini smakin lama smakin brkurang prasaannye trhdap Morning Musume...Bliau dikhuatiri akan mmberontak dan akn mngambil alih pucuk pimpinan empayar ini dan akn mnukarkannye kpd empayar Assasssin's Creed.Diharap tokoh2 lain tidak trpengaruh...

Hazwan
Usaha ntuk Hazwan menerima residen Morning Musume dlm idop bliau dianggap mudah krn Hazwan sntiasa mmpercayai material2 yg diperkenalkan Aza..Namun bgitu,usaha ini trnyata pling sukar apabila Hazwan tlah mnolak residen Morning Musume yg brnama Eri Kamei mlah mngubah prlembagaan idop bliau ntuk mngatakan yg Eri Kamei tidaklah bgitu kawaii...Aza yg rase tlah ditolak tlah mnyusun strategi bru dgn mngambil pluang ntuk mggunakan vid Boom Boom Pow Mari Yaguchi ntuk mlumpuhkan kubu prtahanan hati wan..Akhirnya,Hazwan akur dan mnerima residen Mari Yaguchi...

Haziq K.
Usaha ntuk mnarik Haziq K trnyata agk trbalik dgn Hazwan..Aza tawu bkn snang ntuk mnarik Hzq K. mnyertai prsekutuan ini krn Hzq K dilihat sbg seorg llaki macho yg slalunye mlayan Aza dlm care yg tanak lyn sgt...Akan ttapi,apabila disogokkan dgn Morning Musume English Lesson 2,Hzq K masih nmpak stabil.Apabila ditny oleh Aza,"kaw ske rika en????" ttibe ade status kat ym die yg mnulis,"fine,aku ske rika... :)" (smiley itu mmg dibuat...sudah xmacho lgi bukan???) Rika Ishikawa mnjadi residen di hati bliau..akan ttapi,Hzq K juge diramalkan akn mmberontak kluar drpd prsekutuan ini....

Amy
Apabila Hzq K. tlah mnyertai empayar,sgala2nya makin mudah ntuk mmpengaruhi raja negara Amy ntuk mnyertai persekutuan ini krn Amy yg trknal dgn sifat baik budi pekerti dan comel,tntunya mudah ntuk mmpengaruhi pmikiran yg fresh ini..Dlm pringkat pmilihan residen,Aza mndapati yg sifat Amy seakan2 sama dgn slah seorg residen empayar ini yg brnama Asami Konno..pndai Matematik,comel,dan seakan2 blur mukanya(satu pujian) same dgn ciri2 Amy..malah,name mreka juge lbey kurang..Amy dan Asami yg dimana klu digabungkan akan mnjadi Asamy...Asami yg smemangnye trkenal dgn 100% comel,0% sexy smemangnye strategik ntuk dijadikan residen kpd Amy yg smemangnye cintakan ksucian..Dgn gmba yg Morning Musume yg di-tag Aza,Amy mnerima residen Asami dgn ati yg pling trbuka..Hubungan mreka msih lgi baik krana Amy mmg trknal dgn sifat stianya apabila usaha Aza ntuk mnempatkan seorg lgi residen tlah ditolak skeras2nya...

Hazry
Usaha mnarik Hazry dilakukan brdasarkan sifat Hazry sndiri...Sifatnye yg wat lawak tahapehape n ske mggelabah mngingatkan Aza kpd Hitomi Yoshizawa yg dianggap ahli paling klaka dlm Morning Musume..Taktik yg digunakan oleh Hitomi ntuk mnarik Hazry adelah dgn mmbiarkan Hazry mnonton Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson yg mnampilkan lawak2 Hitomi smasa blajar bhasa inggeris..Hazry mnandatangi prjanjian Hazry-Yoshizawa,Hitomi dilantik mnjadi residen...Hazry dianggap antara tokoh bsar krana Hazry tlah brtggungjwb mmperluas empayar Morning Musume dgn cube mnarik Mijal msuk skali..Wlau bgaimanapun,Aza mngambil kputusan ntuk tidak mmprluas empayar Morning Musume kpd Mijal krana Mijal tidak mnguntungkan slain cube ntuk mmpengaruhi pmikiran Miki Fujimoto dgn mg-tag muke Miki dgn muke die sndiri...Hzry dilantik sbgai ktua tntera empayar ini krn kbolehannye brmain counter strike..

Wasim
Sbenarnye,Aza tidak brminat sgt ntuk mmperluaskan empayarnya shingga ke Wasim krn Wasim lbey brminat dgn moto yg br-ekzos bsar..Akn ttapi,Aza juga tidak mawu krancakan revolusi prindustrian Disney yg tlah brjaya mmpengaruhi Akir mnakluki jiwa Wasim(haha..mcm dlm buku sjarah btol2)...Oleh itu,Aza mngambil kputusan ntuk mnempatkan residen Sayumi Michishige di ati Wasim dgn brbekalkan vid Sayumi falls...Sbelum itu,Aza mmbuat tipu helah dgn mnceritakan bgaimana keadaan mimpinya di mane die tlah mngucup Sayumi di pipi(ni bkn helah...ni btol...aku saje nk wat mcm sejarah)...tnpa disedari,Wasim tlah pown mg-google name Sayumi Michishige dan dgn pntas mnerima pngaruh Morning Musume mlalui Sayumi Michishige..

Akir Bapa Pemodenan Disney dan Dota
Dlm klangan Spartans,hny Akir yg masih blom dipngaruhi Morning Musume krn lbeyh trtarik dgn Disney yg lbeyh moden dan lbey American biarpun muke bliau iras2 cina....Akir tlah mggunakan ciri2 disney yg moden sperti taylor swift dan miley cyrus ntuk dijadikan pnduan dlm mggubal prlembagaan empayarnya sndiri..Akir juga tlah mnolak konsep atawpown slogan keamanan yg dibawa oleh Morning Musume dan tros mnyertai prgerakan komunis DOTA yg lbey mngetengahkan konsep peperangan..Shingga kini,Akir msih blom mnyertai prsekutuan ini dan ini amatlah dikhuatiri krn Akir mmpu mmantapkan prtahanan empayar ini dgn skill2 sperti rampage kill,holy shit beyond godlike yg dpelajarinye drpd DOTA....diharap Akir akn mngubah fikiran...

Unsur Barat Akmal Menolak Dasar Pandang Ke Timur Morning Musume
Morning Musume dianggap suatu imej yg baik krn mlambangkan btapa comelnye org2 timur dan akan mngubah tggapan khalayak trhadap org2 Asia..namun bgitu,Akmal lbey cnderung kpd ppuan2 barat sperti Elisha Cuthbert,Sienna Miller,n bla3...Wlau bgaimanapun,strategi ttap akn diatur ntuk mnempatkan seorg residen di hati akmal biarpun proses ini akn mngambil mase...

Lagu Aruiteru Mmbawa Farid Ke Jalan Yg Benar
Farid tlah mneruskan empayar AC2..aza tlah cube mngadakan prjanjian damai dgn Farid..dgn mggunakan taktik gerila main gitar,aza mmuji2 kbolehan farid yg boleyh brmain gitar dan brharap farid akn mngajar aza brmain lgu aruiteru...farid kmudiannya brtny ape itu lgu aruiteru..lalu aza suh farid bkak blog track 2 ntuk mndengarnye..lgu yg sgguh kool,lmbut,dan mmbuatkan ssape yg mndengarnye akn trsentuh..farid mula jtoh cinta dgn aruiteru..kmudian,aza mmbawa strateginye slangkah lbey tggi...residen2 MM sume mmbuat prsembahan scare live ntuk farid trmasuklah reina tanaka,cinta ati farid...apabila mlihatkan muka reina yg sgguh comel dlm vid clip aruiteru,farid mula sdar dan mgimbas kmbali knangannya dgn reina sperti knangan "people...people..." dan gelak palsu reina..akhirnya,farid mnandatangi prjanjian damai dan mngadakan hubungan diplomatik dgn empayar AC2..empayar MM brgabung dgn empayar AC2.....mmbuatkan empayar ini brtambah kuat apabila keamanan dan kejahatan mmpu brsatu..waahahha...


Hubungan Diplomatik dgn Empayar Crows Zero Memantapkan Pertahanan
Aza brpndapat bhw empayar MM ini biarpun mnyokong konsep keamanan dan prpaduan,akn ttapi smestinye akn ade anasir2 jhat yg cuba ntuk mnakluki empayar yg smakin mluas ini..Oleh yg dmikian,pmbesar Hzq K tlah mmperkenalkan empayar yg dibinanya scare snyap2 ntuk direkrut sbg "skuad terbang" dlm empayar ini..Empayar yg diberi nama Crows Zero mrupakan suatu prkumpulan bdak2 pling gengster di Suzuran High yg trkenal dgn sifat "xblajar" dan "sntiasa gaduh"...Hubungan diplomatik empayar MM dgn empayar Crows Zero adelah 100% business,0% personal krn bdak2 Suzuran anggap couple itu sumtin yg tidak kool dan Morning Musume dilarang brcinta(kcuali dgn tokoh2 empayar)...Dgn prgabungan empayar MM,AC2,dan Crows Zero di bwh satu bumbung,trbukti sudah empayar ini tiada tolok bndingnye...

Misi Empayar MM sterusnya - mnarik Hzq A...hahaa..mybe mnde ni xmgkin,tp kite kne aa cube..Ganbatte!!!! calon residen - Maki Goto,Ai Takahashi,Eri Kamei

updated 5/2/10 :- gile aa!!!empayar ni da mkin kuat!!!!boley dikatakan kuat sgt!!!!3 kelas tlah brjaya ditawani...residen empayar kite ade kat mane2 je!!!trime kasih kpd sume residen krn tlah bkerja kuat..trime kasih sgt2..n wlaupown aku sdey yg korg akn brpndah..tp dmi kbaikan empayar ni,prgilah kmbangkan di tnah2 laen agar empayar ni brkembang ke serata negara...mrilah brusaha kwn2 ku!!!!kita xprlu risaukan tntang prkembangan empayar ni ke negara2 laen krn itu adelah tugas pmbesar2 di cna..kite kne pstikan empayar ini mluas di srata negara ini...haiyya alal falah!!!!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Lucid Dream...

post ni is fully dedicated to amy but prlu dibace oleyh sume org..sperti yg korg da sdia mklum..aku bru sahaja brmimpi kiss sayumi michishige td..n amy mggelabah tny aku nape aku asik mmpi MM...aku brpndapat ianya adelah...1)nasib...2)lucid dream..jd ape itu lucid dream??

lucid dream adelah kjadian di mane korg sdar di dlm mmpi..mksudnye..dlm mmpi tu,korg tawu korg mmpi n korg boley wat ape je yg korg ske dlm mmpi tu...dasat en?

A lucid dream is a dream in which the sleeper is aware that he or she is dreaming. When the dreamer is lucid, he or she can actively participate in and often manipulate the imaginary experiences in the dream environment. Lucid dreams can seem extremely real and vivid depending on a person's level of self-awareness during the lucid dream. - aku tlis..aku xcopy paste..wikipedia pkai ayat aku...

nk tawu cmmane nk lucid?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_Dream#Induction_methods

tgk la kat ats tu..aku mlas nk tlis..

ni ade sket2 tips yg aku rase brgune ntuk korg lucid...

1.jgn tdo slagi xngantuk gile2..ini krana apabila korg xngantuk n korg pk psl mmpi yg korg nk mmpi,ini akn mlambatkan korg ntuk tdo..so pk psl ape yg korg nk mmpi bile tgh ngantuk gile supaye snang korg tdo dlm mase otak korg msih fresh pk mnde tu..fakta ni masih blom trbukti krn klu korg tdo dlm keadaan pnat gile,slalunye akn mngakibatkan korg pncut tnpa ape2 mmpi..

2.tdo dlm keadaan trlentang...ini krana klu tdo trlentang korg akn lbey tenang..oleh itu lgi snang korg nk pk psl ape yg korg nk mmpi..

3.jgn ade2kan mnde yg tade...mksudnye,jgn create satu situasi mcmmane mmpi tu akan brlaku krn situasi yg korg xpnah alami n yg korg ade2kan sndiri akn mngakibatkan otak korg brfikir mcm2..jd situasi itu akn brubah2..ini akn mngelakkan pnumpuan korg...

4.pkai situasi mmpi sbelumnye..igt baik2 mmpi tu...klu nk mmpi org laen,bygkan situasi,environment yg same tp bygkan org laen...

5.pk scene yg pling dasat dlm mmpi korg yg sbelum tu ntuk dijadikan pnduan..jgn pk psl situasi2 yg xpnting sbb ini juge akn mngelakkan pnumpuan slain korg mybe dpt lucid pde tmpat2 yg xprlu lucid pown tape..

6.kate la yg "aku akn lucid mlm ni!!!"

7.block pmikiran drpd pk mnde laen slain dr scene tu...

8.tdo dlm keadaan seselesa mgkin...lmpu ttup...slimut bdan bia panas sket n ttup sgale muzik yg ade or pape yg boley mnganggu kpd ktiduran korg...

9.tgk ataw hayati mnde2 yg korg rase nk mmpi sbelum tdo...tgk dgn lame n bnyk kali..ini krn jika fikiran korg mlayang2,korg xkan trbabas drpd situasi sbenar krn otak korg da pnuh dgn mnde yg korg tgk td.

10.brdoa la korg akn lucid dream...slamat mncube...


"the time when i'm dead is the time when i'm alive..."

-aza

Friday, December 11, 2009

Movie in Review : Your Guide For A Spooky Holiday

aku seorg yg brani...knp??sbb aku pnah tgk cite2 ni..

Nang Nak http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nang_Nak
roh seorg isteri bangkit kmbali ntuk brsama suami yg trcinta...nk tawu ape mksud cita terlarang yg sbenar2...tgk cite ni dan tgk mcmmane Nak mlawan sgala tentangan trmasuk hukum dunia yg melarangnya ntuk masih brgentayangan di atas bumi nyata... seram gile...

The Sisters http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450087/
skumpulan pmuzik yg lpak2 kat sbuah hotel rase rimas apabila tgk sehelai kain putih trgantung2 dkat siling tmpat aircond bilik itu...seorg drpd mreka yg rimas ya amat sgt tlah mnarik kain yg pnjang itu smbil mndongak ke atas...stelah mnarik bberapa ktika...die ttibe mggelabah dan lari mninggalkan bilik itu..yg laen plik..sorg lgi tarik kain tu dan sorg lgi dan sorg lgi dan sumenye blah dr bilik tu mninggalkan sorg ppuan..ppuan tu dongak...die nmpak...hantu saeng dow mrangkak keluar drpd siling itu...pon takot gile...

Raaz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raaz_%282002_film%29
cite hindustan...suami yg baik tlah mmbawa isterinye ke umah lame mreka..di ctu,isteri die tlah diganggu kelibat...kelibat yg sbenarnye adelah bkas ppuan simpanan suaminye yg tlah mati...pown takot gile...

Ghost Game http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Game_%28film%29
skumpulan peserta rancangan realiti TV brtanding ntuk mrebut baper juta baht tah dgn mnjadi the last man standing dlm sbuah pnjara lama yg mmg trkenal dgn kehantuannya...

4bia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4bia
4 citer digabungkan skali...cite ni takot gak aa...but boley brtahan lgi rasenye...org kate phobia 2 lgi bez tp aku xtgk lgi sbb kwn2 aku tanak tgk...

Exorcism of Emily Rose http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exorcism_of_Emily_Rose
cite ni plak harus dipuji lakonan plakon die yg brjaye mmbuatkan sperti btol2 dirasuk 6 syaitan..saat2 die dirasuk mmg bez n takot..based on a true story of anneliese michel...takot2...kmatian emily rose diimbas kmbali dlm satu prbincangan dlm mahkamah mngenai tuntutan mahkamah yg dikenakan ke atas paderi yg dikatakan punca kmatian emily..

Jangan Pandang Belakang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jangan_Pandang_Belakang
opah die scary gile..haha..abg aku kate jgn tgur pown tkot but sygnye..aku tidaklah mnonton lgi..cite psl botol yg ade saka..msti korg tawu nye en...

To Sir With Love http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Sir,_with_Love_%282006_film%29
fuhh..cite ni agak psycho sket...ade unsur2 cite the usual suspect tp diceritakan dlm care yg lbeyh dasat..brkenaan dgn reunion bberape org murid dgn seorg guru yg xmcm reunion laen...jika slalunye reunion brkenaan dgn brbaik2 dan reconcile balik..dlm reunion ni,stiap plajar ade dendam kesumat trsendiri dgn guru mreka n diorg sume brkumpul ntuk satu pnamatan dendam yg trakhir...

Dark Water http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Water_%282002_film%29
cite psl sorg bdak yg lemas dlm tangki air yg btol2 trletak di bwh bilik sorg ppuan dan anak ppuannye..bdak yg lemas itu bgkit mnjadi antu ntuk mnjadikan ppuan itu sbg...ibunya...ending die aku tapaham...hahaha...

One Missed Call http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Missed_Call_%282004_film%29
cite ni xseram pown...ala2 final destination je..but aku ske plot die n care prmainan dlm mnuju kmatian tu..tah,aku rase mcm kool je...klu xanta msg tu,kaw mati...anta,org tu mati...n bla3..

Wishing Stairs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wishing_Stairs
lagenda "wishing stairs" di sbuah skola all-girls trnyata btol..dipercayai,klu ssape daki 25 anak tgga tu pd wktu mlam,dgn mata trtutup dan mnyebut bilangan tangga itu dgn kuat,mreka akan smpai ke anak tgga yg ke 26..pd anak tgga ke 26,mreka boleh mnyeru smangat musang yg akn tunaikan prmintaan mreka..konflik trjdi apabila seorg kwn yg cmburu mmohon agar seorg ppuan ini mati...kmudian,dtg seorg lgi ppuan yg amat syg kat ppuan yg mati tu mmohon pd encik musang ntuk mngembalikan ppuan yg da mati tu...nmpak cam bez tp tade aa bez sgt...ok la..

The Ring http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_%28film%29
cite psl awek syaiton yg brnama sadako ni..aku xigt aa cite ni sbb aku rase aku xtgk abes n aku pown xske cite ni..mybe sbb aku pnakot ataw aku mmg xske cite die..haha..mcm pelik je ttibe antu kua dr tv..pstu bile tgk video ade org call..aku xnmpak ape kne mngenenye kat ctu...bile dgr mmg la mcm klaka..but klu btol2..mmg aa tkot en..aku ltak cite ni sbb Morning Musume pnah kne prank psl cite ni...huhu..but video the ring tu(mksud aku video yg klu tgk tggal 7 ari lgi ntuk idop tu) mmg agak psycho n agak brainwashing gak aa)

Ju On http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/
aku xtgk pown..but org kate seram gile..tu psl aku xtgk...hahaha..ade antu mrangkak2 kat tgga..gile ke aku nk tgk cite cmtu!!!!

A Tale Of Two Sisters http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365376/
seram cite die..but suasana die agak len mcm sket la bile korg tgk..apetah lgi bile korg psang headset smbil dduk lbey kurang 1 meter dr laptop dan scene yg korg tgk adelah seorg ppuan yg mggeliat2 di dapur...suasana die dgn mak tiri die yg mcm psycho gile..cite psl adik bradik yg bru pulang dr spital sakit jiwa dok kat umah lame diorg ngan bpak n mak tiri diorg...kat ctu mcm2 mnde plik brlaku..bese aa..cite antu msti ade mnde pelik brlaku nye..cite ni akn wat korg rase seram sjuk krn amat seram sejuk..cite ni gak amat brmkna..haha

Death Bell
kdudukan dlm kelas mmg mnandakan korg power klu dpt kputusan baik...tp,bgaimana jika ade satu pmbunuhan yg brlaku di mane mgsanya brpandukan kpd kedudukan korg dlm klas tu..yg pling pndai akn mati dlu....sorg prempuan dpt mrasai saat kmatian apabile bliau dpt nombo 5 dlm klas...boley ditonton la cite ni..

Audition
anak kpd seorg duda kmatian isteri mgadekan satu ujibakat ntuk mncarik isteri bru ayhnye..ayhnye trtarik ngan sorg ppuan ni yg nmpak cntik pd luaran..pd suatu ari,duda itu mnelefon prempuan itu ntuk ajak date..prempuan itu yg brada di rumahnye brkate yg die akn pegi date tu..dlm mase die brcakap tlefon,trnampak seorg llaki yg ditutupi beg plastik sdg mraung2 di blakangnye..aku tatawu nape,cite ni antara cite yg pling digembar-gembur skali..ntah knape aku rase cite ni xlyak mndapat jolokan2 yg diberikan..aku xkesah klu cite seram tade antu,tp pastikan elemen2 seram tu sntiasa ada..mmg la ppuan tu nmpak misteri ttapi ppuan tu xwat ape2 pn kat llaki tu smpailah part 10...cite ni agk disturbing ttapi tade ape2 yg nk dihiraukan sgt..bg aku,xbez..sgt xbez..

Suicide Club
54 org plajar prempuan skolah tggi jpun tlah mlompat ke atas rail keretapi mnyebabkan kmatian sume 54 org plaja tu..rrupenye itu bru prmulaan..suicide mkin brtmbah di jpun..adekah kumpulan all-girls trbaru iaitu Desert ade kne mngene dgn ni sume?????cite ni ade plot yg hbat ttapi smpai skrg aku tatawu ape pleraian cite ni..trpksa mnantikan Noriko's Dinner Table ntuk ktahui sgale2nye..ade dasar yg kuat ttapi pancang2nye tidaklah kukuh sgt..hoho..dasat gile ayt..

Hansel and Gretel
seorg bdak llaki trsesat di dlm utan n brjumpe dgn sorg bdak ppuan..bdak ppuan ni bawa laki ni ke sbuah rumah..kini,bdak llaki tu trperangkap dlm umah tu dgn bdak ppuan tu n adik bradik ppuan tu yg xakan tua..akhirnye,llaki tu jmpe jln kua mlalui sbuah buku yg mnceritakan mngenai....diri die sndiri...yeah,cite ni sgt unik..sinematografi yg sgt artistik dan unsur2 kekeluargaan dibawa msuk dlm cara yg pling pelik skali dlm cite ni..wlaupown tade antu dlm cite ni,tp cite ni ttap sarat ngan elemen2 yg mmbuatkan pnonton trtny2..wlaupown ending agk mrepek,tp kseluruhannya satu cite yg mnarik..

CITE ANTU YG MNDAPAT SMBUTAN HANGAT TP AKU XTGK LGI...

Long Khong/Art Of Devil 2
cite psl black magic yg dipelajari seorg guru yg tlah dibuli oleh murid2nye..guru itu mggunakan black magic ntuk mmbalas dndam...tade kne mngene ngan cite to sir,with love..

Red Shoes
cite psl sorg ppuan yg bru mninggalkan suaminye trjumpe spasang kasut merah..dr ctu timbul mcm2 mnde yg plik2 apabila stiap org yg mmiliki kasut tu akn mati...

Cinderella
mnceritakan mngenai seorg anak yg mmpunyai ibu yg mrupekan seorg doktor pmbedahan plastik..sgale2nye went wrong apabila ibunye mg-operate muke kwn2 anaknye..

The Doll Master
5 org bese,seorg pmbuat patung yg brkerusi roda brsame pmbantunye,dan seorg gadis misteri brbaju merah brada dlm satu muzium patung yg sunyi..ape yg spatutnye mnjadi suatu trip yg fun brtuka mnjadi a race to survive...

Whispering Coridors (franchise)
ade aa dlm lbey kurang 3,4 sequel trmasuk Wishing Stairs..korg carik aa sndiri!!!cite psl group of teenange girls..ade unsur2 lesbian di dlmnye..but,bkn sbb tu korg tgk cite antu en???hehehe...

ksimpulannye..org2 thailand mmg power wat cite antu...kdua power aku ley kate maybe korean or japanese..kkuatan cite antu korea dan jepun bkn trletak spenuhnye kpd unsur kehantuannye ttapi mlalui plot thriller die yg amat2 bagus shingga mmbuatkan org xkesah sgt wlaupown tade antu.mmg sharusnye ssebuah crite itu dipandu plot yg baik...ju-on ngan the ring aku tgk sket je...n aku da lupe mcmmane cite die..but org kate takot gile..hollywood lak..mmg hampeh wat cite antu..kgkadang antu da rupe mcm alien..nk wat cite antu pown nk pkai cgi ke brader!!!!xseram la mcmni..klu aku nk tgk cite antu yg pkai cgi,aku tgk brainscan lgi bgus laa!!!..ape lgi cite antu yg bez tlg la kongsi2...

"org kate..klu nk tgk antu..1)cabot sume bulu mate..2)amik air mate anjing 3)tgk celah kelangkang korg..kelangkang ke kelengkang??ataw ke longkang?ke kengkang??maybe kongkang??kingkong????sayur kangkung???buduh!!!ape yg aku main ni tatawu"

Movie in Review : Nang Nak....The Best Horror Movie


Nang Nak
Year : 1999
Director : Nonzee Nimibutr
Main Cast : Intira Jaroenpura

ape itu cinta sejati???korg yg sdang hangat brcinta...jwb la soalan ini...sberape kukuh kasih korg trhadap org yg disayangi??adekah kasih syg itu mmbawa hingga ke liang lahad???buktikan...mmpukah korg mrobohkan tembok yg mmisahkan antara alam barzakh dgn alam maya smata2 ntuk mnemani sang kekasih yg tidak mmpu hidup keseorangan??buktikan...jika cinta syah jahan kpd mumtaznya(aku ikowt lirik lgu nubhan) da ckop hbt,mknenye korg tatawu lgi kisah cinta Nak dan Mak..dilakonkan oleh Intira Jaroenpura ataw lbeyh dikenali dgn wtak Siti dlm cite Sumo-Lah,Nang Nak adelah cite all time favourite horror muvie aku.Brkenaan dgn Nak,seorg isteri yg stia mnunggu suaminya pulang drpd medan perang...jnji mreka ntuk brsama slepas Mak balik drpd medan perang mmbawa hingga ke kubur Nak yg tlah mati ktika mngandungkan anak tunggal mreka...Trsebar satu kampung mngenai kmatian Nak yg boley dikatakan agak ngeri lah jugak itu...Mak bidan itu pula tlah mg-songlap cincin kahwin Nak yg diberikan oleh Mak(da die kawen ngan Mak..msti aa Mak yg bg cincin..buduh)..Tiba hari ditunggu2..Mak jaguh di medan perang...wlaupown brtikam parang,hati Mak ttap di umah...brsama Nak dan their-future-to-be-but-dead-soon-after-born child...Mak jaguh di medan perang bkn ntuk brdabik dada,Mak hnya ingin tros hidup ntuk brsama Nak dan anaknye...Mak pown pulang ke rumah,dipanggilnye name Nak brkali2.."Nak...Nak..." Sorg ppuan kurus keding dan brkemban kluar dr dapur..YA!!!!MMG ITU NAK!!!!
atawpun....hantu Nak bangkit!!!demi mmenuhi janjinya ntuk brsama2 Mak...Masih brseri wajah Nak,tade mnampakkan ciri2 kehantuan dlm diri..akan ttapi..org2 kmpung tawu perihal kmatian Nak..stiap org cuba mmberitahu kisah sbenar kpd Mak...semuanya mati di tgn mendiang Nak..cite ni mmg trbaekk!!!

WTF Moments :

1.Nak muncul brtemankan malam yg brsahabat dgn ribut yg amat kuat di rumah mak bidan yg tlah mncuri cincin Nak.
2.Mak mnjemput sami yg dtg ntuk mmberitahu kmatian Nak ntuk mkan mkanan enak yg dimasak Nak..at least,itu yg Mak rasa..Mak sbenarnya..mkan tikus!!!
3.Mak sdg mmotong kayu apabila kapaknya trjatuh..Nak dlm masa yg sama tgh mmotong limau purut apabila limau itu trjatuh mlalui celah2 kayu umah mreka..Mak tringat kate2 sami,"klu kaw nk tgk antu..tgk mlalui celah kelengkang kaw"..Mak dgn hati yg berat mlakukan suruhan sami..tgn Nak memanjang melalui celah2 kayu tu!!!!!!
4.Mak ktakutan dan lari ke kuil brdekatan..Nak sdar yg Mak da tahu..Nak mmunculkan diri di kuil itu ntuk mnjahanamkan sume org yg dah racun fikiran Mak..dlm keadaan kaki di atas dan kpala ke bawah!!!!
5.Seorg pghalau hantu yg bajet mngetuk2 tgkorak Nak kononnye ntuk meng-ayam2kan Nak..Nak naik angin,rasuk pghalau hantu tu dan mngetuk pale pnghalau antu itu sndiri...

6.Saat paling sdih..Nak yg tggal bberapa ktika lgi sbelum prgi ke alam yg spatutnya mmanggil2 nama Mak yg ktakutan dgn suara yg ckup sayu.."Mak...Mak..." Mak yg mnangis2 akibat ktakutan prlahan2 brgerak mndekati kubur Nak..dipegangnya tgn Nak buat kali trakhir.....Nak brsemadi dgn aman....

"lom ade lgi cite antu yg mmpu buat aku takot gile....n wat aku sdeyh gile...a must see film..klu korg trjumpa filem Ghost Of Mae Nak..jgn tgk..bkn cite tu yg aku mksudkan..."
***** (5 stars)

Sunday, November 29, 2009

berjumpa morning musume!!!!! (bace smpai abes klu korg btol kwn aku)

AMARAN!!!!!

peristiwa brikut smemangnye trjadi...tiada kompromi...samada di kehidupan ini atawpown di kehidupan yg laen,ia mmg brlaku!

aku dan farid satriani tgh mingle2 around kat satu pasaraya yg sgt aneh yg diberi name Cookies Mall..aku ngan farid pown tatawu tmpat tu kat mane n mcmmane ktorg ley smpai cna..yg ktorg tawu,ktorg ade kat cna..pasaraya nye sgt simple..mcm baru bukak.ataw da nk ttup..rak2 barang pown sket je...dinding2 brcat kuning sperti matahari pagi yg indah(bkn sperti matahari dlm telletubbies yg ade bdak kecik tu!!)

but aku ngan farid pdulik ape..ktorg masih lgi blur2 ni mcmmane ley smpai tmpat sepelik Cookies Mall ni..ttibe,ktorg nmpak sorg pkerje brbaju merah ala2 baju milik syarikat,"kini,anda sume boley trbang"..agaknye uniform diorg bju merah agaknye..sorg ppuan,rmbut taraf leher brwrna perang..pkai topi ala2 pelukis tu pstu topi tu disengetkan sket (ala2 ayunie)..aku tgk mcm knal die ni..mcm aku slalu dgr je lgu die ni dlm utube...then,die pndang aku..mmg btol!!!itu la ishikawa rika!!!brpkaian sbijik mcm dlm lgu ai araba it's all right..damn!!!ape "idol"(idol itu adelah pnyanyi ppuan yg cntik dlm jpun) mcm die ni wat kat pasaraya yg mcm siap2 tidak ni??lpas die pndang aku,die lari..aku plik...asl die lari??aku pown xkeja..aku ngan farid lpak je kat bgku tu..

pstu,ttibe,ade sorg ppuan dtg kat bgku ktorg..sperti deja vu(mksudnye muke die familiar aa),rika ishikawa brdiri di hdpn ktorg..die slm ktorg n ckap,"hyeee"..comel gile..pstu die prkenalkan diri die wlaupown ktorg da knal..then die bwk aku n farid jln2 kat dlm Cookies Mall...ktorg di bawa brjln2...n rrupenye,bkn rika je yg keje kat ctu,malah sumeeee anggota MM keje kat ctu!!!

rika tnjukkan aku Reina yg sgt comel,Abe Natsumi,Ai Takahashi,Iida Kaori,Mari Yaguchi n bla3..sume die tnjuk..die gak prkenalkan aku ngan farid dgn sorg llaki misteri...namenye Recca..Recca ni nsem tp sgt misteri..maybe Recca ni majikan morning musume ni..aku pown wat xkesah aa dgn Recca tu...aku slm ngan Reina...

tp aku rase kkurangan..aku ckap kat farid,"asl aku rase mcm xlgkap je ni rid??mcm ade je yg xkne ni"..lpas je aku ckap cmtu..aku dgr sorg ppuan trkekeh2 kat slah stu rak barang xjaoh dr ctu..YA!!ITULAH DIA!!!ITULAH PRKARA YG XLGKAP TU!!!!!ITULAH...MIKI FUJIMOTO!!!!!!!aaaaa!!!!aku mlompat2 kat ctu..gmbira xtrkata!!!aku pegi jmpe miki..aku kiss rmbut die yg perang2 tu n aku kiss pipi die..die sgt comel..die ktawa2 je..aku rase mase tu dunia tu aku la yg pny,at least Cookies Mall tu aku yg pny..aku sronok gile!!!!bez gile!!!

ttapi....

scare tibe2..sume ilang..bkn Cookies Mall yg ilang but rak2 barang dlm tu sume ilang..bersih..tade pape lgsg..kcuali satu bgku pnjang yg diduduki sume anggota Morning Musume..aku ngan farid mcm trgamam..ktorg brdiri smbil ditertawakan Recca yg brdiri kat tepi tu..aku tny die,"kenape dgn tmpat ni??"
Recca jwb,"ini lah Cookies Mall..Cookies Mall yg spatutnye xwujud lgi!!!!" aku trgamam..ttibe aku tringat,klu difikir2 balik,mmg tade org kat Cookies Mall ni slain drpd aku,farid,n Morning Musume..tade pelanggan laen.. ya...aku tawu Cookies Mall ni tmpat ape..tp...tp...COOKIES MALL DA MUSNAH DLM KBAKARAN BBERAPE TAHUN DAHULU!!!!!mknenye...mknenye..

sume anggota MORNING MUSUME dah......

aaaaaaaaaaa...aku ttup mate...bile aku bkak balik mate,i'm back home..kat bilik akak..lbih tpat lgi..atas katil bilik akak..dlm keadaan brbaring..rrupenye sumenye mimpi belaka..aku bgn dgn prasaan epi krn wlaupown bkn btol2..aku brani mngaku aku pnah jmpe MIKI FUJIMOTO dan MORNING MUSUME...sronok btol arini!!!wlaupown agak pelih mimpi aku arini..aku still trsenyum lebar..wlaupown mate da kne jgkitan..haha.adekah mate aku trkena jangkitan sbb miki cium aku kat mate mase aku tgh tdo tu??wlaupown tahyul,i like to think it that way..haha..

-aza-